another baby.

ugh, getting preggers is soooooo 2007. way to be out of fashion nicky.

hannah montana rox

star-ledger writer carrie stetler wrote an article detailing a list of 15 reasons she believes that people should love teenie-bop-sensation miley cyrus, including the fact that she's not a spoiled brat, she has a monthly allowance, and she's never been to rehab.

pfft.

i say that, while i agree everyone should love ms. cyrus, that list should be limited to a mere four points:

1. her t.v. show
2. see you again
3. let's dance
4. east northumberland high

interested in the full list of 15? you can read that here.

back on track

2008 looks to begin a fresh start for the newly-rehabilitated lilo. according to a statement lohan released to larry king, the pop-star is making a concerted effort to cut back on smoking, and she's back in the recording studio, working on her third album.

so sure, maybe the crazy, normally entertaining antics may be gone, but here's hoping that sober lilo can start to produce entertaining things that we can buy at stores and listen to/watch over and over.

eating is for non-divas!

mariah carey, best-known for being a self-centered floosie with an amazing set of pipes, was seen carrying a burger around st. barts in the caribbean. but our lady diva ho wasn't eating it. no, no. just carrying it.

create the illusion, and they shall believe it.

am i right?

nicole's preggers scare

the morning after christmas, nicole richie, feeling "dizzy and disoriented" was rushed to the hospital, thanks to her quick-reacting boyfriend, joel madden. after having had a scare a few months back, when nicole experience heavy bleeding, the mother-to-be wasn't going to take any chances. thankfully, everything checked out okay.

source: hollyscoop

i finally have a chance

the national enquirer, our country's most reputable source of reliable news--news that is never made up and always thoroughly fact-checked--has reported that yummilicious zac efron has broken up with longtime honey bunny vanessa hudgens, just days before christmas.

sources also say, mr. efron was lured away from his hot girlfriend by none other than yours truly.

we're in love. don't hate.

britney's meltdown

it's not even funny anymore. it's sad, and the images are kind of haunting. seeing britney go from a vacant, lost expression to laughter and back, all in the span of a few seconds.

last night, hours after britney skipped her third depo with k-fed's lawyers, the young pop-star refused to give up her children to k-fed's bodyguards, despite her court-arranged visit having come to an end. while britney's monitor brought preston to the bodyguard's car, britney locked herself in a room with jayden, refusing to leave. the monitor called the police, who showed up, ambulance soon to follow, and the door had to be broken down to retrieve the fallen star and her surely scared child.

a broken britney was strapped to a gurney and taken away by ambulance. the photos taken were haunting. at first, officials believed that she was under the influence of some unknown substance, but i immediately disbelieved it, being that the court monitor was with her. it was later confirmed that she was not on any substance, and that her erratic behavior was likely due to a mental breakdown, likely related to a bipolar disorder.

britney is currently under a 72-hour mental health watch at a local hospital, being considered a threat to both herself and others.

she truly is just a girl who needs help.