Wednesday, January 30, 2008

colin's bro is a fag!

there is a god.

hollywood beefcake, colin farrell is up for a new role. but no, this isn't for a movie. colin is going to serve as best man for his homo bro's wedding.

colin's bro, eanon, may not be as dreamy as his famous older brother, but hey, he's still got those farrell genes, and i'm still upset that he got picked up by someone who wasn't me.

source: pink news

david cross peta ad

the theory behind this poster being that everyone will be far too busy vomiting to purchase furs.

stabbed in the back by a worm-boy

so, i just found out that james mcavoy appeared with his wife, anne-marie duff to support her on some award she won.

this deeply upsets me.

when the hell did he get married, and when the hell was he going to tell me?!

we're through, james. THROUGH!

source: yahoo news

michelle williams may nix role

in the wake of heath ledger's death, estranged fiancee michelle williams may pull out of her scheduled role opposite leonardo dicaprio... as dicaprio's dead wife.

friends of the grieving actress say that the intense psychological thriller, involving drug experiments, may not be something williams is up for so soon after ledger's death.

who could blame her?

currently williams is keeping a low-profile in her brooklyn home, kept company by her mother and her & ledger's 2-year-old daughter.

source: daily mail

miley miley bo biley

everyone's favorite (and by everyone i mean me) child superstar, hannah montana, has finally acknowledged that "destiny hope" is a pretty stupid name, and as such, has legally changed her name to "miley ray cyrus," the ray, of course, a tribute to her daddy, billy ray.

but wait! there's more! according to newsweek, she's writing a book! but, and this is the cocktease part of the story: she doesn't intend on publishing. it's for her herself.

miley. i love you, but how selfish can you be? share your thoughts!!

also, for one week, starting this friday, theaters around the country will be showing a limited screening of "best of both worlds," a 3-d (yes, you read that right: 3-d!) film of her current tour, complete with backstage footage.


arrest at the pitt residence

eric mitchell, a young (25-years-old) freelancer was arrested for allegedly breaking into yummilicious brad pitt's gated community and then discovered (by the housekeeper) on is property. apparently the housekeeper gets to decide whether to press charges.

this story could've been way cooler if the freelancer had, oh i don't know, done something cooky, like streak across brad's front lawn, or y'know, if brad had been home. seriously. now he's all up and getting arrested, and for what?

nothing. that's what.

source: et

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

r.i.p heath leger

it was the talk of my office when it was declared earlier this evening by tmz, always the leading breaker of celebrity news, tragic or otherwise.

let's now put aside rumors that an olsen twin was there. the fact is, a bodyguard of the olsen's was called because, upon discovery of leger's body, the bodyguard was called because of his close proximity and because said bodyguard was nearby.

leger's death is a question whose answer is sought by many. speculation alludes to a drug overdose, but many question the truth to that.

tmz reports a pill bottle, contents unidentified, were found near the actor's body.

more as the story unfolds.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

golden wah-wah-waaahhhhhhh

the golden compass.

i loved nicole kidman. in fact, as i read the entirety of the book series (before i saw the movie but after i knew she was in the film), i couldn't help but picture n. kid as mrs coulter. she was the absolute most perfect choice for the role.

then i saw the movie.

sure, certain things needed to be changed for the sake of keeping an audience captive for two hours.

but then came the ending.

the most PIVOTAL part of the entire novel.

they dropped the ball.

this movie does not get my endorsement.

all i can say is: i'm happy i didn't pay to see it. while it was entertaining, it strayed far too much from the actual story. so i say to you: if you are literate, bypass the movie, and instead, take some time to read the book (and the sequels... they are nothing short of a-fucking-mazing).

that is all.

golden blah

golden globe awards apparently happened tonight.

yup. it's true.

but you wouldn't know. why? because the fucking network executives are continuing to prove that they're a bunch of money-hungry assholes.

no one showed.

no one accepted awards.

hey, ratings have never been better!!!

fuck you execs. you're nothing without the writers. give the writers what they're due. goddamned greedy pieces of shit.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

get that limey brit away from brit!

first of all, i don't care what anyone says. k-fed may have fucked up seriously while married to our lady brit brit, but in recent months, he seems to have redeemed himself tenfold.

and let's be honest, he is just so goddamn delicious. i mean, really. i would. twice.

anyhoo, that's besides the point. according to, k-fed and his team of tenacious lawyers are working hard to have brit's alleged photog boyfriend taken away from her. how? you may ask. allegedly they are working to prove that his immigration paperwork is not entirely in order; effectively, they want this guy deported.

say what you want, k-fed is at least giving the appearance that he still cares for britney (and as far as i'm concerned, he has more than proved he cares deeply for his children). he knows that this guy, who trailed britney for 18-months before she was finally unstable enough to agree to date a papz, and this is not a time where brit should be fraternizing with the enemy.

another baby.

ugh, getting preggers is soooooo 2007. way to be out of fashion nicky.

hannah montana rox

star-ledger writer carrie stetler wrote an article detailing a list of 15 reasons she believes that people should love teenie-bop-sensation miley cyrus, including the fact that she's not a spoiled brat, she has a monthly allowance, and she's never been to rehab.


i say that, while i agree everyone should love ms. cyrus, that list should be limited to a mere four points:

1. her t.v. show
2. see you again
3. let's dance
4. east northumberland high

interested in the full list of 15? you can read that here.

back on track

2008 looks to begin a fresh start for the newly-rehabilitated lilo. according to a statement lohan released to larry king, the pop-star is making a concerted effort to cut back on smoking, and she's back in the recording studio, working on her third album.

so sure, maybe the crazy, normally entertaining antics may be gone, but here's hoping that sober lilo can start to produce entertaining things that we can buy at stores and listen to/watch over and over.

Friday, January 4, 2008

eating is for non-divas!

mariah carey, best-known for being a self-centered floosie with an amazing set of pipes, was seen carrying a burger around st. barts in the caribbean. but our lady diva ho wasn't eating it. no, no. just carrying it.

create the illusion, and they shall believe it.

am i right?

nicole's preggers scare

the morning after christmas, nicole richie, feeling "dizzy and disoriented" was rushed to the hospital, thanks to her quick-reacting boyfriend, joel madden. after having had a scare a few months back, when nicole experience heavy bleeding, the mother-to-be wasn't going to take any chances. thankfully, everything checked out okay.

source: hollyscoop

i finally have a chance

the national enquirer, our country's most reputable source of reliable news--news that is never made up and always thoroughly fact-checked--has reported that yummilicious zac efron has broken up with longtime honey bunny vanessa hudgens, just days before christmas.

sources also say, mr. efron was lured away from his hot girlfriend by none other than yours truly.

we're in love. don't hate.

britney's meltdown

it's not even funny anymore. it's sad, and the images are kind of haunting. seeing britney go from a vacant, lost expression to laughter and back, all in the span of a few seconds.

last night, hours after britney skipped her third depo with k-fed's lawyers, the young pop-star refused to give up her children to k-fed's bodyguards, despite her court-arranged visit having come to an end. while britney's monitor brought preston to the bodyguard's car, britney locked herself in a room with jayden, refusing to leave. the monitor called the police, who showed up, ambulance soon to follow, and the door had to be broken down to retrieve the fallen star and her surely scared child.

a broken britney was strapped to a gurney and taken away by ambulance. the photos taken were haunting. at first, officials believed that she was under the influence of some unknown substance, but i immediately disbelieved it, being that the court monitor was with her. it was later confirmed that she was not on any substance, and that her erratic behavior was likely due to a mental breakdown, likely related to a bipolar disorder.

britney is currently under a 72-hour mental health watch at a local hospital, being considered a threat to both herself and others.

she truly is just a girl who needs help.