Wednesday, November 7, 2007

this just in: jack nicholson is a douchebag



jacko doesn't deserve an image (plus, this is far more appealing to the eye).

in an interview with mtv, jack nicholson whined like a 4-year-old denied the right to a delightful cookie snack. when asked what he felt about hottie heath leger taking on the role of the new joker for the upcoming batman movie, nicholson seemed surprised they didn't offer the job to him first. "they never asked me about a sequel with the joker," nicholson said. "i know how to do that! nobody ever asked me."

oh. i'm sorry. i didn't realize an overweight 70-year-old grandpa could still pull of the role of the svelte, suit-donning joker.

nicholson continued to bitch, saying the joker was a role he was always meant to play, that maybe he's wrong for how he feels but he's still "furious," and that he has no intention of seeing the film.

wah wah jack. may your millions of dollars and 3 oscars comfort your poor, bleeding heart.

btw: enough with the sunglasses at night. you're not that cool.

source: mtv

2 comments:

Unknown said...

josh, your a douchebag... jack was/is a much better joker that that little boy heath ever will be. heath is too much on the "light" side to play a comedic/evil supervillian. btw, the way you talk about heath "hottie", sounds like you wanna get a little "brokeback" with him... am i hitting a soft spot?

matt said...

James, the film has obviously proved you wrong. Heath Ledger was a magnificent Joker.