Wednesday, January 30, 2008

michelle williams may nix role



in the wake of heath ledger's death, estranged fiancee michelle williams may pull out of her scheduled role opposite leonardo dicaprio... as dicaprio's dead wife.

friends of the grieving actress say that the intense psychological thriller, involving drug experiments, may not be something williams is up for so soon after ledger's death.

who could blame her?

currently williams is keeping a low-profile in her brooklyn home, kept company by her mother and her & ledger's 2-year-old daughter.

source: daily mail

miley miley bo biley



everyone's favorite (and by everyone i mean me) child superstar, hannah montana, has finally acknowledged that "destiny hope" is a pretty stupid name, and as such, has legally changed her name to "miley ray cyrus," the ray, of course, a tribute to her daddy, billy ray.

but wait! there's more! according to newsweek, she's writing a book! but, and this is the cocktease part of the story: she doesn't intend on publishing. it's for her herself.

miley. i love you, but how selfish can you be? share your thoughts!!

also, for one week, starting this friday, theaters around the country will be showing a limited screening of "best of both worlds," a 3-d (yes, you read that right: 3-d!) film of her current tour, complete with backstage footage.

<3<3

arrest at the pitt residence



eric mitchell, a young (25-years-old) freelancer was arrested for allegedly breaking into yummilicious brad pitt's gated community and then discovered (by the housekeeper) on is property. apparently the housekeeper gets to decide whether to press charges.

this story could've been way cooler if the freelancer had, oh i don't know, done something cooky, like streak across brad's front lawn, or y'know, if brad had been home. seriously. now he's all up and getting arrested, and for what?

nothing. that's what.

source: et

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

r.i.p heath leger



it was the talk of my office when it was declared earlier this evening by tmz, always the leading breaker of celebrity news, tragic or otherwise.

let's now put aside rumors that an olsen twin was there. the fact is, a bodyguard of the olsen's was called because, upon discovery of leger's body, the bodyguard was called because of his close proximity and because said bodyguard was nearby.

leger's death is a question whose answer is sought by many. speculation alludes to a drug overdose, but many question the truth to that.

tmz reports a pill bottle, contents unidentified, were found near the actor's body.

more as the story unfolds.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

golden wah-wah-waaahhhhhhh



the golden compass.

i loved nicole kidman. in fact, as i read the entirety of the book series (before i saw the movie but after i knew she was in the film), i couldn't help but picture n. kid as mrs coulter. she was the absolute most perfect choice for the role.

then i saw the movie.

sure, certain things needed to be changed for the sake of keeping an audience captive for two hours.

but then came the ending.

the most PIVOTAL part of the entire novel.

they dropped the ball.

this movie does not get my endorsement.

all i can say is: i'm happy i didn't pay to see it. while it was entertaining, it strayed far too much from the actual story. so i say to you: if you are literate, bypass the movie, and instead, take some time to read the book (and the sequels... they are nothing short of a-fucking-mazing).

that is all.

golden blah

golden globe awards apparently happened tonight.

yup. it's true.

but you wouldn't know. why? because the fucking network executives are continuing to prove that they're a bunch of money-hungry assholes.

no one showed.

no one accepted awards.


hey, ratings have never been better!!!






fuck you execs. you're nothing without the writers. give the writers what they're due. goddamned greedy pieces of shit.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

get that limey brit away from brit!



first of all, i don't care what anyone says. k-fed may have fucked up seriously while married to our lady brit brit, but in recent months, he seems to have redeemed himself tenfold.

and let's be honest, he is just so goddamn delicious. i mean, really. i would. twice.

anyhoo, that's besides the point. according to showbizspy.com, k-fed and his team of tenacious lawyers are working hard to have brit's alleged photog boyfriend taken away from her. how? you may ask. allegedly they are working to prove that his immigration paperwork is not entirely in order; effectively, they want this guy deported.

say what you want, k-fed is at least giving the appearance that he still cares for britney (and as far as i'm concerned, he has more than proved he cares deeply for his children). he knows that this guy, who trailed britney for 18-months before she was finally unstable enough to agree to date a papz, and this is not a time where brit should be fraternizing with the enemy.