Friday, October 19, 2007

britney breathes, fans react



earlier today, britney ran over the foot of one of the 50 paparazzi constantly surrounding her, capturing her every breath, sneeze and fart. it was probably his fault anyway. everyone who follows the intricate details of britney's life knows that the girl can not drive. so stand within 10 feet of her car when she's behind the wheel with the engine running, well, you're taking a huge risk. so when the pop star parks her car on your foot ("omg y'all, should i keep moving or just let the car sit on his foot? y'all, i don't know what to do!"), you're the only one to blame.

however! all is not lost. sure, your toes are flattened and it's a little hard to walk, but let's be realistic. a: you probably got some great photos, and b: you can sell the sock that brit brit crushed on ebay and pay for the hospital visit that made you famous for 3 minutes.

the source, tmz, bien sur


as of 10.18pm on 10/19 (yeah, that's right, it's a friday night and i'm in posting to this new destined-to-be-unsuccessful-blog, big whoop. wanna fight about it?), the sock is at $1,025. for $200 more than the cost of my monthly rent, someone is ready to buy the sock of a guy whose foot britney spears parked on. god bless america.

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