further proof that celebs are superior than normal humans and can get away with everything, orlando bloom will not be charged with a hit-and-run, despite filmed evidence that documented his fleeing from the scene of an accident, leaving behind a passenger with a fractured neck; monsieur bloom was behind the wheel, and may not have returned to the scene if not for the persistent paparazzi (i guess since they cause so many accidents, they're experts on proper protocol post-accident).

and despite allegations that bloom may have been a few sheets to the wind, being that no breathalyser was given, they determined his erratic behavior is to be attributed to being "dazed."

source: tmz, duh