blackout to help kidz

america's favorite mess is auctioning an autographed copy of her latest cd, blackout, on ebay. 100% of the proceeds will be donated to unicef, an organization dedicated to aiding children in need around the world.

go britney.

source: x17

this just in: jack nicholson is a douchebag

jacko doesn't deserve an image (plus, this is far more appealing to the eye).

in an interview with mtv, jack nicholson whined like a 4-year-old denied the right to a delightful cookie snack. when asked what he felt about hottie heath leger taking on the role of the new joker for the upcoming batman movie, nicholson seemed surprised they didn't offer the job to him first. "they never asked me about a sequel with the joker," nicholson said. "i know how to do that! nobody ever asked me."

oh. i'm sorry. i didn't realize an overweight 70-year-old grandpa could still pull of the role of the svelte, suit-donning joker.

nicholson continued to bitch, saying the joker was a role he was always meant to play, that maybe he's wrong for how he feels but he's still "furious," and that he has no intention of seeing the film.

wah wah jack. may your millions of dollars and 3 oscars comfort your poor, bleeding heart.

btw: enough with the sunglasses at night. you're not that cool.

source: mtv

i.. crave.. ATTENTION!!

spencer pratt, best known for being an attention-seeking camera whore with fellow whoreface heidi montag, is allegedly attempting to secretly leak a sex tape he made in brazil, masquerading the release as a mistake.

denying the claims, spencer slyly whored himself out to promote another project of his: "i was never on camera, and there is no sex tape. however, i did go to brazil three years ago to film a jujitsu tournament for a documentary."

if the tape is released, sources say that it's sure to be chock full of aw yeeea baby's, mmm you like that babe's, and tell me i'm pretty's.

source: dlisted

project runway ready to go!

finally. after what has felt like years and years and maybe even eons in limbo, project runway is ready to air. season 4 has finished filming, leaving our favourite brit (notice how i spelled favorite all british-like in honor of timmy???) with this to say: "this is the first season I've said any one of the designers is talented enough to win the entire season."

can't wait.

source (and runway images): fabsugar

drunks love vegas

mel "sugartits" gibson has ventured off to one of the safest venues for a moderately-high-profiled celebrity with a pending dui "progress report," scheduled for february '08: las vegas night clubs!

despite spending one night at ceasars palace's pure and a second night at mirage's jet, it appears america's anti-semitic superstar quenched his thirst with a simple mix of red bull & water.

source: tmz

have meds, can tolerate jessica

jessica simpson and owen wilson were spotted dining together at the huntley hotel in santa monica late last month, and again this week at nyc's waverly inn. according to eye-witnesses, there was laughter, arm-touching, and the all-powerful love clue: hair-tossing. is this a new love match? only time will tell.

source: us weekly

baller britney

in a shocking revelation, the associated press has reported that britney spears spends a lot of money. i know! i'm left speechless, myself. maybe it's because she always wears the same pair of d&g sunglasses, but i always thought britney was a frugal spender. so what does our troubled pop princess spend a good chunk of her $737,000 monthly income on? let's take a look, shall we? each month, britney spends:

$49,267 to pay the mortgages on her two homes
$16,000 on clothes (totes jelly)
$102,000 on "entertainment, gifts and vacation"
$4,758 eating out (taco bell is expensive, y'all)
$20,000 spousal support (which will end nov. 15, thank god)
$15,000 in child support
aaand a meager $500 in charitable contributions

grand total: $207,525

source: cnn